Aches and Pains 2024

AI Prompts: Kyle Tucker Houston Astros outfielder holding copy of Houston Chronicle with todays date
Result: Kidnapped

Them goddamn Russians got him.

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Who’s the poser?

I was wondering what Preston was up to these days…

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Wilson? He sure has changed.

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you jackass!..I glossed over the “AI” part at the beginning and spent 30 seconds longer than I should have trying to figure out who the hell that was

Alexi Ivanovic?

Trout done for the year…again.

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Ken Griffey III.

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Joey compliments the Astros on his way out.

It’s like the only family he’s ever known just gave him to the neighbors.

Foreign neighbors

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I am confused whose aches and pains are we talking about here? I didn’t realize heartbreak from a trade qualified.

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Tired, hurried, and distracted, moved by Joey’s response, aimed @ ex-Stros…and missed.

Joey obviously felt both.

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Great point. Consider the source.

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To be fair, Snuffy was closer to the mark here than usual

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As I often told my students, “I never claimed to be fair.” I believe his saying he posted on the wrong thread.

Speaking as one of the Marks on this board, I’ve never been more offended.

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Marked it up a bit for ya

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I just call it like I see it man. I’m like Angel Hernandez

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Garcia sore elbow

https://x.com/juliamorales/status/1819478741023703298?s=46

“Joe Espada said that Luis Garcia arrived with a sore elbow today so he will not be going on his rehab.”