Aches and Pains 2024

Just shut him down and let him have the rest of the year to get ready for spring training.

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Verlander

https://x.com/juliamorales/status/1819478915875803236?s=46

“Justin Verlander will throw live bp tomorrow and if all goes well, will begin a rehab assignment.”

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Then it would appear you landed on exactly the right thread.
Well done!

My kids learned that any complaint of “that’s not fair” would be met with “life’s not fair.”

Fair?

The Fair is in town for 3 weeks in October.

Now do what I say.

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Not Astros related, but saw that Scherzer was sent to the 15 day IL with “shoulder fatigue” today.

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Sure would be nice to get a positive update on Tucker.

Folks are positive he has only one leg.

So I’ve heard. I’m beginning to think they are all correct.

I think you need to get your mind out of this idea that Tucker is gonna play again this season.

Sure would be nice to get a 30 game winning streak

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And a pony.

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Tucker is enjoying his time at a nice farm

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How about Preston?

“Hold that tiger! Hold that tiger!”

“I know.”

Hypothesis:
The ability to measure spin rate, and the propensity to evaluate pitching on the basis of spin rate, often at greater value than other metrics, has contributed to the frequency and type of pitching injuries in contemporary baseball.

Counter hypothesis:
I’m full of shit.

Fuck. I was hoping for an “at least.”

Shocking. Simply shocking.

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Why did they feel the need to add “In 2024”?

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