Aches and Pains 2024

I’ll be surprised if we ever see him pitch again, like ever.

It’s hard to pitch with only one arm.

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“So he calls me up, and he’s all, ‘guys, I’m still injured’, and I’m just, this is exhausting. Like we are never seeing you pitch again. Like ever.”

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Kyle Tucker’s expected return has been updated from “August” to “Late August” on the Astros’ website.

Did they mention a year?

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They did not.

If you read between the lines in Rome’s article in The Athletic, I don’t expect him until September 1 at the earliest.

The Bruise of Doom.

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The Fracture of Doom

It must be. The team just doesn’t want to report it.

I always picture the team doctor as Bones McCoy, calmly saying “it’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim” about 20 times a day.

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Bones heal VERY slowly once you’re dead.

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Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a miracle worker!

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Justin Verlander will throw a side session tomorrow in Houston. If that goes well he will make a rehab start this weekend for Triple-A Sugar Land, Joe Espada said.

https://x.com/matthewkawahara/status/1820943298363826631

Luis Garcia is still not throwing, Espada said.

https://x.com/matthewkawahara/status/1820943710244176315

McTaggert on Graveman: “Kendall Graveman got a positive check up from his doctor visit in Dallas today and could start throwing bullpens soon. He hasn’t ruled out making a late-season return.”

https://x.com/brianmctaggart/status/1820961721588314573?s=46

I honestly forgot he was back on the team.

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who?

He’s in the same bucket as Lance McCullers and Kyle Tucker. Mythical creatures.

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So in reality hopefully back sometime in mid-September

Bigfoot has been seen more recently than McCullers

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