Easy there Giles
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No no, weāll allow it.
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You guys are NUTS.
The Astros are .778 against lefties this year.
Go eat a Frito pie. Immediately.
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I think we are probably gonna have a game today.
The butterflies in my stomach concur.
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Iāve got something from 6:45-9:30 tonight. Iāve decided that thatās not the worst thing in the world.
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Mine are giant Condor size.
The worst thing in the world would be not having a dog in this fightā¦
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Death by paper cuts.
Seeing on TV now that Phillies fans harassed Mattress Mac pretty hard last night and he got into a āconfrontationā.
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I donāt know if he is Montgomery Burns fragile or has freakish old man strength, but I wouldnāt want to fuck around and find out.
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Youād think this would be motivation on some level.
āNot getting sued back to the Mesozoicā would be sufficient motivation for me not to lay hands on himā¦
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Classless city.
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Not so fastā¦
Of course that didnāt stop uninformed Astros fans from leaving a slew of nasty reviews.
Iāve have always enjoyed my visits to Philadelphia. But I never stayed more than 2 days at a time.
Went to Philadelphia for an interview in '87. Ate a pita sandwich at the market down the street from Independence Hall. I spent the next two days recreating the chest scene from Alien with painful abdominal cramping which flattened me.