Liberals love seeing illegal immigrants roaming around, chopping off goose heads and eating roasted goose. The only thing they love more is seeing them chow down on some roasted cat. Thank Kamala.
One year when I was kid I insisted we have a Christmas goose like in A Christmas Carol. Nobody really enjoyed it, despite my father’s (who is an excellent home cook) best efforts. It was greasy and too gamey. Maybe we would have benefited from some Haitian recipes.
My Trumpster-fire friends on social media at least had the common decency to take their bullshit cat/dog/goose articles and pictures down once they realized that gullible was becoming their new lifestyle choice.
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to avoid fake news these days. It happens. As long as you own up to it once you realize you’ve been bent over and fucked by a Russian bot account, one is not beyond redemption.
Trump said that he saw people talking about it on TV, so it had to be real. Vance was called out by CNN (yes, CNN) for claiming it’s real because people called his office about it. Everyone knows that, when your cat goes missing, you call your junior Senator, right?
CNN asked Vance if he would believe that Bigfoot is real if people called his office claiming to have seen Bigfoot. This prompted Jimmy Kimmel last night to put on screen Vance’s campaign office main number with the admonishment not to call it with reports of Bigfoot sightings.
Billionaires: “The country” cannot afford to pay for healthcare for everyone.
Also Billionaires:
This spacewalk was simple and quick — less than two hours — compared with the drawn-out affairs conducted by NASA.
No shit. NASA astronauts have work to do. This fucker was sightseeing.
ETA: Meanwhile, two real astronauts are stranded on the ISS for months, waiting for a ride home with SpaceX. Pretty sure Musk would’ve left Mark Watney to die.
While it’s fun to point and laugh at Trump, the real world consequences of the shit he spews are dark and dangerous.
“Based on information received from the State Fire Marshal, Fulton students were evacuated from their building to Springfield High School this morning,” school officials said. “Students and staff are safe; however, the district is in the process of a controlled release to safely dismiss students to their parents.”
The Trump debate implosion continues to provide laughs galore. Here Chris Hayes interviews the guy who played Trump in debate prep for both Harris and Clinton. His insight is telling and hilarious.
For example, talking about Trump’s mentality he said (paraphrasing) that Trump is not a Rubik’s cube, he’s Jenga: you push one piece and the whole thing collapses.