BOOM! Taylor Swift endorsement.
Fixin to go out and buy some Taylor Swift records. Need to find a record store first.
Just donât play those records on your record player.
Good luck! Joe Biden and [points without looking over] herâŠhave closed all the record stores.
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Nobody gives a damn about who Taylor Swift is voting for. Everyone already knew who that liberal was voting for.
And then go to one of those commie spice shops.
Oh bobsaget Iâve been meaning to buy a gift box from those dudes. If I were still in contact with my redneck family I would send them some. Maybe I will anyway. If they have anything like ground dried habanero powder that would be perfect, a symbolic gift that will ideally end in agony.
Throw in some garam masala.
Just in case anyone thought it was fortuitous timing for the Harris campaign to get the Swift endorsement immediately after the debateâŠit wasnât.
This campaign is next level; the first 21st century campaign in the 21st century.
Once again, no one gives a damn about who Taylor Swift votes for. I would rather have Elon Muskâs approval.
Ouch.
Swift signing the endorsement as âChildless Cat Ladyâ is a chefâs kiss.
What the fuck are yall talking about?
If you want a perfect metaphor for how the debate went, the Harris campaign is running raw clips of Fox News.
As I said before, the âWill you just shut up manâ debate killed him in 2020, and this was way, way worse.
This is amazing.
The pause heard around the world.
Why would anyone care what that weirdo thinks?
HAHAHA
Trump went to the spin room after the debate to tell everyone there that he won.
When Gavin Newsome was told that Trump did this, he just flashed an âeekâ expression and I missed the rest because I had to clean up beer.