Charlie Sexton was what I wanted to look like when I was a young, skinny, blonde, curly haired teen.
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This is going to be one of the things that lasts long after Trump is leeching orange poison into the ground in a pauperâs grave somewhere: the appropriation of patriotic symbolism.
Watching the USA-Bolivia game on Sunday, the crowd was full of folks bedecked from head to toe in Stars and Stripes. Totally appropriate, of course. But itâs maddening because it doesnât fill me with joy that people are fully embracing the beautiful game and supporting their national team; it makes me wonder if they just came straight from a Trump rally. Even the chant âUSA! USA! USA!â has been co-opted.
Itâs time to take that stuff back for everyone.
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He still more or less looks like that. Itâs pretty remarkable.
âWhere my country gone?â
I remember from years ago any Austin show involving Charlie Sexton or Bob Schneider as being a target rich environment.
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Yeah, but they didnât want you: they wanted Charlie or Bob.
You probably have an ATV and you probably have a pickup truck but I would imagine thatâs because you live on a fucking ranch. Out here ATVs are a cultural totem in the same way that F-150âs are for people that live in Meyerland. These necks haul their ATVs out to desert areas, of which there is no lack, and drive around in circles seeing how much dust they can stir up, an amount that is typically considerable.
If you have a billy goat beard and a mullet and an ATV with a giant Trump flag on the back and youâre feeling isolated, I recommend that you spend a couple of days in, oh, I donât know, try Lake Havasu City why donât you and I bet youâll feel right at home. If you need more elbow room and have a camper of some sort you could check out Quartzsite, plenty of outstanding patriots out that way driving around in circles.
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At the end of the night they would settle
I was trying to find a way to phrase this. You are not wrong.
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I figured my post would get you into a proper Chuck rant, and it was everything I hoped for
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I endeavour to give satisfaction.
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Chuck wouldnât care about those dust clouds made by the ATVâs if he would close his mouth.
Itâs a good job that Judge Cannon hasnât got a giant backlog of motions that has delayed a trial for more than two years the appeals of which shouldâv e been over by now, because she spent much of the morning interrogating and at some points shouting at prosecutors over the amount and source of their funding.
Theyâre federal prosecutors and theyâre funded by the federal government. ThereâŚdone.
Speaking of funding, hereâs proof that Xanny Jackson wasnât completely off his gourd the entire time he was in the White House. He paid attention in grifting class.
Spell check is your friend.
Trump starts railing that âtheyâ donât want you to have water for the washing machines that do your dishes (presumably he means dishwashers), and Fox cuts away.
https://www.threads.net/@blueladyresists/post/C8m66pMxNxP
Thatâs not going to be an option on Thursday.
Not that surprised, heâs never used either machine in his life
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Hey how the hell did he figure this out? I thought weâd been good and mum on this scheme.
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Biden is familiar with washing machines. He uses them to clean his soiled underpants all the time.
And here come the inevitable consequences:
Next up: the Five Pillars of Islam