The Inevitable What About The Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread Thread

Mike Johnson thinks that ending abortion will fix Social Security and Medicaid.

https://x.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1717228821395443932

Perhaps this clip going viral is why, at his press conference today, he refused to take any questions from the press. Pretty interesting first day on the job.

Blah, blahā€¦white guyā€¦blah, blahā€¦AR-15ā€¦blah, blahā€¦20+ deadā€¦blah, blahā€¦50+ wounded.

This one was in Maine, where earlier this year state lawmakers voted down a 72-hour waiting period to buy an AR. Itā€™s harder to buy Sudafed than an AR in Maine.

I gave up after Sandy Hook.
If that didnā€™t change Americansā€™ views of our gun-crazed society, nothing will.

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Mike Johnson has a lot of ā€˜splaininā€™ to do.

https://x.com/ashtonpittman/status/1717342823572259075

He may look like your city comptroller, but heā€™s a full-on ChristoFacsist loon who believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and that the Founders based this Republic on biblical principles.

A gun is no better or worse than the person using it.

Why was this guy still allowed to own a gun?

Maine shooting live updates: At least 16 dead in Lewiston; gunman at large

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After they trot out their ā€œthoughts and prayersā€ platitudes, gun fetishists inevitably pivot to mental health as the cause. OK, letā€™s unpack that. If someone is in mental health crisis, how do we know if that person has access to guns? How do we cut off that access until the person is deemed mentally fit?

What resources should be available to monitor the mental fitness of people with access to guns? How do we keep track of people who have access to guns so that we know whose mental health we need to be monitoring?

Donā€™t worry everyone, freshly-minted Speaker of the House and second in line to the Presidency, Mike Johnson, has got it solved:

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/new-speaker-mike-johnson-blamed-school-shootings-on-the-teaching-of-evolution

ā€œAnd people say, ā€˜How can a young person go into their schoolhouse and open fire on their classmates?ā€™ Because weā€™ve taught a whole generation, a couple generations now of Americans, that thereā€™s no right or wrong, that itā€™s about survival of the fittest, and you evolve from the primordial slime. Why is that life of any sacred value? Because thereā€™s nobody sacred to whom itā€™s owed. None of this should surprise us.ā€

Maybe he shouldā€™ve sent his kids to better schools. I never learned any of that and my two daughters certainly didnā€™t.

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Trumpā€™s lawyers opened the day today still arguing with Judge Engoron over the sanction he imposed on Trump yesterday. Engoron told them (politely) to shove it, and Team Trump says it will appeal. Good luck with that.

A licensed attorney in any jurisdiction would not actually make a motion to dismiss a case that has already been decided expecting to have it granted. Itā€™s all theater and his toadies lap it up.

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Breaking News: Trump is a retarded loon.

You are so right.

Why are Republicans working so hard to make gun ownership universal for one and all when the character and motivation of these people are so different?

The right to own guns is not more important than the right of gun violence victims to safety.

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Chocking?

Itā€™s what dogs do. Apparently.

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I donā€™t think heā€™s actually knows what dogs do.

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Yes, because clearly if guns were outlawed for people who have mental issues, they wouldnā€™t have one. Itā€™s unreal that people, like you, actually think that a deranged person wouldnā€™t find a gun if they were unable to own a gun legally.

Speaking of mental health, I found this to be an interesting discussion on how the lack of investment in young people - basically trickle-down economics - has created the fractured and dangerous country we live in today.

Donā€™t be put off by the title; itā€™s not a lament about how hard it is to be a man today (it does get close to going off that cliff, but pulls itself back before it does).

Mike Johnson is an idiot. Here he analogizes the use of guns to kill people with the use of cars to kill people.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1717712066780213736

To buy a car we require someone to have passed a test, maintain a license, register it and carry insurance. Iā€™m down if he is.

In a separate clip, he trots out the old ā€œnow is not the timeā€ dismissal. There have been over 500 mass shootings in the US in 2023 so, by that logic, the time to discuss gun violence is [checks notes] never.

Which is, of course, what he wants. As a devout Christian, he fully understands that the death of innocents is something of which Jesus was notoriously tolerant.

Fun Fact: Mike Johnsonā€™s mandate from ā€œthe peopleā€ is that he won his first elected office running unopposed (and ran unopposed for re-election each time) before running for Congress in a district gerrymandered to be R +30.

I think youā€™re missing the obvious: Johnson & Co will insist that all of those things that we do for cars are infringements on peopleā€™s liberties and should also be done away with.

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