The Inevitable What About The Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread Thread

Some poor woman is going to “volunteer” as the person with standing, by trying to get to hospital in the middle of a miscarriage, and instead get arrested and taken to jail.

Because irony is soooo dead, Team Trump in the NYAG trial is grandstanding about the risks to their health of continuing the trial because some members of Team NYAG have tested positive for COVID. Alina Habba even asked for a separate, “uncontaminated” mic.

Judge Engoron coolly shuts them down by pointing out that none of them - even today - are wearing masks, which they are perfectly at liberty to do.

Just like their Orange Idol before them, this could’ve worked if all they did was wear a mask.

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Note the two profiles-in-courage, one of whom is the county judge, who abstained instead of voting no.

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The GOP picks Tom Emmer as its new nominee. Can he get 217 votes? Does it matter while they continue to operate under the same rules that lets one member flush the speaker?

Cohen, today on the stand:

I was tasked by Mr. Trump to increase the total assets based upon a number that [Trump] arbitrarily elected. And my responsibility, along with Allen Weisselberg, predominately, was the reverse-engineer the various asset classes — increase those assets to achieve the number that Mr. Trump asked us.

Trump said Cohen was lying on the stand to “get a better deal” from prosecutors. Cohen has been tried, convicted, and served time for his crimes, among which was making hush-money payments to a porn actress on Trump’s behalf. There aren’t any prosecutors to squeeze Cohen. There is no “better deal”. There’s no deal at all.

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Must be nice to say whatever the fuck you want, no matter how stupid and incoherent, and 40+% of Americans will nod in agreement.

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Agreed. I don’t know how Biden gets away with it.

Trump can’t keep straight the countries that world leaders…ummm…lead. He has no chance in keeping straight who is testifying against him for what and in what case.

Biden can’t walk in a straight line without someone telling him where to go. It will be pure comedy when he goes down for his foreign dealings.

Raskin bringing receipts:

https://x.com/Sky_Lee_1/status/1716898279508922666

[French Accent] Three hours later…

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We didn’t even get the fun of seeing him humiliated in a floor vote.

Holy Crap! Emmer drops out.

There are monkey shit-fights at the zoo more organized than this.

The end game is so fucking obvious, but these adolescents have no foresight.

Everyone knows that a non-MAGAT can’t get the Republican votes, and apparently the biggest MAGAT of all can’t get the Republican votes, so ……

It’s about time for the press to hammer those motherfuckers at every turn with this basic reality and ask them if they plan to make a deal or let the House burn.

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Their efforts to blame Democrats were getting laughed at before now. They will make a deal once it sinks into the thickest of skulls that this will hurt them electorally. Given the amount of gerrymandering that most of them enjoy, that could be a while yet.

Hide the ketchup: Meadows has flipped on Trump in the Jan 6 trial.

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Awesome, queue up the braying, stuck jackass.

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Emmer was deemed “insufficiently conservative” because he actually voted to certify the legitimate results of the 2020 election. What a bunch of lunatics.

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Moskowitz is sooooo good at this.

Still waiting for clarification whether Jordan will be assistant speaker or assistant to the speaker.

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