Texans 2024

Bobby…Slo…slo…not gonna work here anymore!

Slowik Fired!

WooHoo!!!

Offensive Line coach, Chris Strausser also given the pink slip.

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Good news overall.

I’m a bit surprised on Slowik. I’m not bothered he’s gone as they can certainly improve there, but I never considered him the drooling idiot you and Chuck did.

The O line coach firing was a no brainer, and probably the most damning point against Slowik, as he was likely the one who brought him in.

This is excellent news.

Today we celebrate HH’s Independence Day!

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I knew it was bad, but damn…Texans averaged 7.5 points in the 2nd half

Our long local nightmare is over.

Someone’s dick is safe from stomping. For now.

Texans hire new OC

Rams TE and passing game coordinator

I hope this is real and not a false start.

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1899190468816331233?

The Texans are trading Pro Bowl tackle Laremy Tunsil to the Commanders, per source.

Washington receives:
LT Laremy Tunsil
2025 4th

Houston receives:
2025 3rd
2025 7th
2026 2nd
2026 4th

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Caserio has been pretty sharp, IMO. That trade wouldn’t bother me.

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If those were “graders”, it would be a solid trade.

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If this is true, 2026 is the prize. They’d better not fuck that draft up.

I’d love to tell you otherwise, but as JBM says, Caserio has been pretty good. It’s annoying to have one less thing to complain about so I guess I’ll just complain about having one less thing to complain about, top the complaint bin right up.

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Who is the new OL whipping boy?

Tytus Howard…it’s your day in the barrel.

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Signed Cam Robinson to replace Tunsil, 1-yr $12-14M

Feel sorry for anyone who watched 3 hours of draft just to watch the Texans trade down out of the 1Rd for the 2nd year in a row (I kinda feel sorry for people who watch the draft, in general)

They have 5 picks in the 2/3 rounds today, so it might be more interesting.

People who get dressed up and get all hyped for the NFL draft tell you everything you need to know about the pro football fan base.

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I don’t get dressed up, but I one of THOSE. I watch a ton of college football and love the draft. However, I record it and FF to the picks. Kind of sucked about no Texans’ pick, but seems like they got a pretty good deal for that pick.

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Nick Caserio has demonstrated that he’s not a total muppet when it comes to drafting. He’s drafted, traded, and signed really well, IMO. They still have holes to fill, for sure, but I trust that he has a plan.

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