Texans 2024

Beer & Queso
1562

GIDP Fairbairn.

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1563

Ok, pretty good half. Let’s not get anyone hurt now.

1564

I’m having to go to the roster on a lot of these numbers. They’ve gone through a lot of depth this year.

1565

Barnett can’t be stopped.

1566

Goddamn that’s always painful seeing the tennessee flaming thumb-tacks wearing those gorgeous Houston Oilers unis and helmets.

Slurp shit in perpetuity, bud adams.

1567

And they seem to do it only when they face off against the Texans, so they’re obviously trolling. Assholes.

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1568

Is the Super Bowl in March this year?

1569

Feels like it. It’s actually earlier than it has been the last few years.

1570

I saw that and had to force myself from throwing the remote at the television. The cunts.

1571

And they get called out for it multiple times by the NFL studio show and broadcast booth, the consensus being:

  1. Those uniforms look awesome
  2. They belong in Houston
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1572

Congrats on the Texans managing to be a 2.5 underdog at home in the playoffs.

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1573

Would you want to freeze your butt off in KC a week later? Didn’t think so.

1574

With a little luck, they may host again the following week. Or freeze their butts off in Baltimore.

On a side note…the Rams are also an underdog playing at home.

1575

Isn’t it pretty typical for the best wild card team to have a better record than the worst division winner?

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1576

The NFC’s 5th seed is 14-3.

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I would say it’s probably not unusual. In last year’s Wild Card matchup the Browns had a better record and were also a 2.5 point favorite. The Texans absolutely destroyed them 45-14. The NFC was similar with the Eagles having a better record than the Bucs and were a huge 6.5 point favorite. Of course, the Bucs pantsed the Eagles 32-9.

1578

Win your division, don’t get your ass kicked on the last game of the season.

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1579

So the Texans sent me playoff game parking passes. For three playoff games. Hope springs eternal.

1580

I had a dream last night that the Texans were playing the Bills and Bagwell was on the sideline.

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1581

They can’t play the Bills at home, but they could conceivably get three home games against the Chargers, Broncos and Steelers.