Texans 2023

There are other plays in the playbook.

Yeah, it’s a mystery.

The more they talk about Slowik and the VERY IMPRESSIVE coaching tree from which he hails the happier I get.

A few weeks ago someone was talking about how he would inevitably come up in head coaching conversations. OH NO I said, PLEASE don’t hire him away from the Texans, I said.

Tunsil, right on schedule.

A drive killing machine.

Just setting up the punt

Just stomping their dicks.

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Dumbfuckery…dammit

Gonna have to stop the run. It’s looking pretty soft.

Well the good news is they only have about three hundred million committed to Tunsil over the next fifteen years or so.

I would have gone for it on fourth down back there, by the way. Of course, I probably wouldn’t have called a draw play up the middle. Maybe a quick hitter to the fullback, catch 'em off guard.

Or…hear me out…

maybe they don’t?

Oh shit well they better lock him up while they can better not let him get away.

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I just don’t know what constitutes pass interference anymore.

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Tunsil kills another drive.

You’ve got to be shitting me that was Tunsil yet again?

Who else would it be?

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Natch.

On the plus side, he saved them a fruitless 4-1 dive up the middle for no gain.

Punt was the good call.

Man, FUCK this guy. Everywhere I go I hear about how great he is, how many Pro Bowls and all that bullshit. It’s the most egregious case of emperor’s new clothes I can think of. It’s fucking disgusting.