Texans 2023

Tunsil is now single handedly responsible for killing two drives at midfield, all without snapping the ball.

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Surely there’s some greater fool who will see the Pro Bowl bs and accept him in a trade for, I don’t know, maybe an autographed photo of Bruce Matthews?

Slowik is hell bent on running between the guards.

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Chuck’s favorite target!

Just mashing their dicks. Ugh.

Unbelievable.

I wouldn’t have a FB on the roster. But this team obviously feels differently, and as he’s out there I don’t mind him as a blocker and I don’t mind him as a sort of TE. The Colts clearly paid zero attention to him when he lined up as a receiver, so maybe there’s something there.

But if he carries the ball this game as long as the game is in question, and with this group I can’t imagine the Texans putting anyone away early, I may destroy my television.

They really should have scored 21 that half. A score on this upcoming opening drive would be outSTANding.

Well, we’ll have all off season to work on the fucking snap count.

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FB for the TD before the half was pretty OK

Was there anyone in the stadium who didn’t know a fucking bubble screen was coming?

MOOORE dipfuck penalties

Three drives killed at midfield by fucking false starts.

They have more false starts than incompletions.

Taylor is going off for 10 yards a pop, with ease.

This game just turned upside down.

Texans have to score on this possession or this game is over.

And the rout is on.

The Colts realized they can score on every possession if they simply run up the middle. The Texans have to just score every time now and hope they get the ball last.

Well, once again coaches just got beat like a drum at halftime.

That was fucking weak.