“The crater good”
Keep this in mind:
It’s important to keep honing your “man skills” when at your desk.
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What’s the over/under on Watters coming out?
I have a box of 70% isopropyl alcohol wipes in my desk at work and haven’t yet found anything they won’t clean off a user’s screen (short of actual damage like scratches or cracks). Better to not use anything stronger just to be safe.
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So this begs the question…what sorts of messes have you had to clean off your screen? More “cat snot”? wink, wink
At least he doesn’t have to deal with two browser tabs stuck together.
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Based on the condition of users’ computers I’ve supported over the years, and on my own experience, users do some heinous shit with their devices.
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To paraphrase Professor Shorofsky in Fame:
“No, no, no! Hold the device like this! Not like this!. This isn’t your dick your holding! It’s an electronic device! Hold it with respect, like…”
“Like your dick?”
Our siamese has the same. It’s a sort of feline herpes that manifests itself in chronic sinus issues and she creates some of the largest snot-rockets I’ve encountered…human or otherwise. They end up everywhere and if you don’t get to them soon enough, they harden into something resembling epoxy resin.
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Bingo. There’s a ton of it on the walls around his various favorite sleeping spots and it won’t come off without taking the paint with it.
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Right there with you. One of ours has crazy sneezing fits, she’ll rapid-fire off a dozen or more violent sneezes in a row. Thankfully hers are pretty dry. Occasionally the virus will flare a little more and she’ll get gunky eyes too.
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The saddest part is when she comes up to us for rubs and she’s got a line of snot wrapped around her head and doesn’t even realize it.
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Please tell me we’re still talking about cats.
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Madlib this however you want, man.
No kink shaming here.
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All y’all need to upgrade your cats.
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I tell them that every day.
Moving from cat-5 to cat-6?
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We keep trying but now we have four terrible cats (who we love so so much).
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I tried to return one of our defective cats to the manufacturer but my wife made it pretty clear that the household power structure had me a couple of notches below said defective cat and that if anyone was getting returned, it was going to be me.
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