Don’t know whether it was me, but that version is my favorite. Just haunting.
Highland Heroes
Look it up.
Astros calling up Alimber Santa. Merry Christmas.
Better him than Astiff Santa.
Not to Mrs Claus
I cannot wait to post in the GameZone: “Bad Santa”
After watching any game: “you ain’t gonna shit right for a week”
Nothing better than seeing a player call his mom and telling her he is going to the show.
Cole makes way for Trammell to return from the IL
Cole did nothing with a nice shot to earn playing time
He’s kind of a perfect example of why the saying “don’t trust anything you see in April or September” exists. Got called up while on a heater and kept it up in the majors but only 15 games
Hader’s back. VanWey optioned.
Zach Cole is also back.
Can’t take someone off the IL without adding somebody else, pretty sure that’s the rule
Also, what the fuck is an adductor? Are they making up body parts or am I an uninformed idiot?
I suppose both could be true
They’re muscles in the hip, used to pull the leg inward. Cue the Cheers “groin injury” clip.
I see someone skips leg day on the nautilus machines
G-g-groin injury
By stating the adductor muscle it identifies a particular muscle in the groan area. Not all groin strains are strained adductor muscles.
Another LHH outfielder. Last with the White Sox on a minor league deal. They released him a few days ago, but he’d been hitting pretty well down in AAA.
Also plays some first if needed. He was real good in 23 and 24 with SF but real bad last year. If he’s bouncing back he could be a pretty good get

