Someone must have moved the rock so you could crawl out.
U FOO!
The “2 months later” tag there is incredible comedy
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Did mommy finally let you out of the basement? U FOO!
I’m back, Coach.
Only temporarily. Fuck off.
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U FOO!
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Color me impressed. No matter the situation, even months later, the asshole knob is always cranked to 11.
If anyone knows what being an asshole is like, you do.
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U FOO!
Marking your calendar to taunt a person you don’t know online and calling THEM the asshole takes a breathtakingly low self-awareness
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I didn’t mark a calendar, dude. I hadn’t been by the site since the end of last season. The new
season started, so came back and found a notification from the old sage himself telling me to fuck off. I responded in kind.
There were people standing in line back then to tell you to fuck off. Count them. You singled me out, though, and called me out today. You are not worth my time, but I will make a brief exception to tell you once more to fuck off.
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Put me in Coach, I’m ready to play, today.
I’m surprised nobody’s called him a schlong-gorveler, yet.
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You should listen to the notification. Go somewhere else to troll you mealy mouthed schlong-goveler
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Gorveler. Schlong gorveler.
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I haven’t been here for months, Coach. I called you out becasue you told me to fuck off. Jeez, leave me in peace. I’m not on your lawn. And the correct term is sperm gargler, Lefty.
U SCHLONG-GORVELER!
This is an order of magnitude or two worse than the usual misunderstanding.
I knew this, was a typo. I use that phrase several times a year and nobody knows what I’m saying, which is par for the course.