The Yankees players are the bigger dickheads, but the Dodger fans are the bigger penis wrinkles. It’s a conundrum.
I might argue that both the teams and fans are pretty much equal on the official “Douchebag annoyance scale”.
Fuck this WS.
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So here’s the plan: have the Dodgers sweep the Yankees so that the Yankees and their fans have to watch the Dodgers celebrate on their field and they have to acknowledge how outclassed they were. And the Dodgers get no more home games. And Cashman has to explain the Cortes decision every day for 12 lifetimes.
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I like this outcome. Except for the Dodgers likely claiming this was the way it was supposed to be. But fuck that.
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I’m officially on board with this plan.
I’ve decided the Yankees are slightly more insufferable.
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The “glass is half full” approach isn’t all that bad here. One of these teams will be devastated. We can all focus on that at least.
What?
I remember sneaking down to my childhood kitchen, at 10-11 years old and punching in the channel and furiously trying to turn down the tv volume so I could watch this World Series and not get caught by my parents. I can still hear Vin Scully calling Gibson’s HR while I was silently freaking out. That was unforgettable for child me and I’ll always like it.
This was the cable box:
Ohtani hurt. Slid in to second on an CS and seemed to land on his wrist awkwardly. He’s out of the game from what I can tell.
Initial speculation is a shoulder dislocation.
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Yankees get their second hit…down 3 runs in the 9th.
And the Yankees have the tying run at the plate.
There’s a Jizz Chasm joke here somewhere, but I can’t find it.
He’s having a really nice series.
Yankees with the bases drunk, one out
Bases loaded for the Yankees t9
Volpe got abused.
That Volpe ab had a distinct Yainer vibe to it.
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He was not hitting that breaking ball, no matter what.