Mariners @ Astros, July 6, 2023

Sadly, you were correct. Chet from ‘Weird Science’ scored more than we are tonight.

You’re stewed, buttwad.

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Chester A. Arthur was shot by Bart Simpson.

Special correspondent Mark R. Could probably provide more details. I just remember “Take that, Chester A. Arthur.”

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Dying quail gets the better of Chas.

4-0

It’s what Raleigh did next that burns. 4-0 Baristas now.

Stranglers doing us a solid, now ahead of the Strangers 8 to 5 in the bottom of the 7th

I got the quote wrong but found the evidence.

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Someone got ejected. I think it was Ford.

Now a 4 pitch walk

Behind the batter AGAIN

Out of the inning, but Astros now back 4 runs with 3 at bats to go

Why do I get the feeling that if the Mariners and Rangers swapped managers they’d swap places in the standings?

Chester self-destructed over the Genesis planet. Chester A got shot to hell over Khitomer but survived. Chester C was later destroyed at the same place, and Chester D crash landed on Veridian III.

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Chester Cheetah waves his Cheetos at you in salute.

At the Stretch…its 4-0 Mariners

Astros DID take batting practice, right?

Diaz singles.

Yainer likes the high ones

Get rid of that 0 fer, Chas!