It’s better than watching us not score so far …
I’m still not certain we have 9 better than Chet Donnelly, even counting Chester B. Arthur
Single then a hit by pitch. Get off your butt Dusty, time to change pitchers …
We’re missing Chet Butcher and Chet Cnadlestickmaker.
The nice thing about Chester B. is that he didn’t get shot.
Chester A. got shot, right? I’m just going from autodidactic reading here, folks.
2 outs now but Starbucks on 2nd and 3rd
I knew a dive boat captain named Chester in PCB back in the day. He also ran fishing charters, and probably a shrimpin boat too
I think Chester C did it, he felt ignored
Blanco gets out of the inning. Can our bats wake up?
I’m guessing “no”.
6 innings and 3 runs is acceptable from Blanco.
5 innings and 0 runs not acceptable from the offense.
Confession: I started Kirby in both my fantasy leagues.
Confession the second: I love Kirby.

2 outs now but Starbucks on 2nd and 3rd
Blanco was in a latte trouble. He spotted the espresso to get out of it.

The nice thing about Chester B. is that he didn’t get shot.
Chester A. got shot, right? I’m just going from autodidactic reading here, folks.
Chester A was never shot, to my knowledge, though he followed James Garfield who was.
Bregman is way underperforming of late
Wow. Am I striking out tonight or what?

Wow. Am I striking out tonight or what?
Not as bad as Garfield.
Tucker gets a hit, but once again just a single. We need to do a lot better.

Wow. Am I striking out tonight or what?
Some nights you just don’t have a feel for it.
Like Abreu hitting into a double play just now …?