Mariners @ Astros, July 6, 2023

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Annnnnnnnnd Dubon continues the string of producing no runs.

Good old Chet Arthur can’t hold a cnadle to Ulysses T. Grant.

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I was just fixin to type Ulysses Everett McGrant.

Laugh all you want, chuckleheads.

What’s a ‘cnadle’? Is it like a bagel?

Hell no, you lite it.

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“Like a bagel” is about the funniest possible answer I could think of to that question. Well played, Kentucky.

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If the chuckleheads that ran this site weren’t so lazy, there’d be a dictionary of site terms. Sort of our own Funk & Wagner’s.

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But seriously. Any news from Fredia?

Chet Atkins still on the board?

Long gone.

Sadly no. We haven’t seen her for some years now.

I didn’t think so.

IIRC, Nimitz was never known as a “Chet”, but his son Chester Jr was.

I wish you goons would quit using that offensive word. I scan through the posts and it seems like every day it’s used and before I can assimilate what’s happening I reflexively think OK what did I do this time?

“Eponymous”?

Early inductee.

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Look, we’d all like to explain this to you in great detail, but there’s no way we could flesh it out properly.

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Blanco at 91 pitches, another full count