Chas hit it well, but squat.
Jeremy is also 0 fer. Donāt be a Chas tonight, Jeremy!
Jeebus, PeƱa. That was brutal.
** sigh **
Come on, Corey, get us something good!
It has been so hot lately that Iāve turned into an old man mall walker after work, and one of my laps takes me through Dickās Sporting Goods. I didnāt realize until these walks that the pants that Chaz/Altuve/etc are wearing are actually really that short and not rolled up. I am not a smart man.
Eh, smart is overrated. (See above.)
Thank you Corey!!
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Off the schneid
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3 more runs and we have a game again 
And youāre old enough to remember when real ball players wore knickers not pajamas. Shame on you.
Who started Kirby in their fantacrap league tonight? Someone should flick that guy in the nuts.
Dusty burns the DH.
I did. And Iāll do it again!
One: heās pretty awesome.
Two: doing so usually means the Astros win.
If Bligh Madris drives in a run here, he shall be known as āCaptainā.
Oh I still roll my pants legs up and wear my sanitaries and stirrups in denial league. I just had no idea those pants were REALLY that short. Iām thinking about getting some on my next lap through the mall.
He swings us out of the inning. 4-1 Baristas after 7
Nothing wrong with baristas, Kentucky.
āLandlubberā
Theyāll look good with your Sketchers and fanny pack, gramps.
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