Now we know why DeSantis has been snatching up asylum seekers from another state to use as props in his political theater.
He only won last time by fewer votes than COVID deaths in his state.
“And 90% of those are attributed to Lincoln or myself”
- Ben Franklin
Not many people know Ben Franklin led the battle to take the airfields during the American Revolution. That was before he and Lincoln rammed the ramparts with Fredrick Douglas, who people are talking about more and more.
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Margin of victory: 32,500
Covid deaths in Florida: 81,000
Number of nutbars who have moved to Florida since 2018 because it is a “free state”: Unknown
I’m more interested in the House and Senate because the immediate national impact is far greater, but goddamn would it be sweet if the golden boy of the neo fascists got taken down by some wet a finger test the breeze political invertibrate like Crist.
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GOP,we hate politicians getting rich in office. Meanwhile the GOP when it comes to a vote
I had forgotten that Charlie Crist had switched parties.
These guys love to hammer people with the law, but hate it when law comes for them.
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Trump’s digital media platform is broke and homeless.
So tired of all the winning.
Paxton argued that he feared for his life from the process server, and a judge agreed. He doesn’t have to show up or testify.
Well, we all know that Republicans are cowards to the core.
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True, but wasn’t sure it was considered a legitimate legal defense. I guess now we do.
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Thanks, Obama.
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What a fucking douchebag coward. He was afraid of a strange man who was allegedly spouting gibberish, so he sent his wife outside to get the truck.
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Hid in the house for an hour without calling the police.
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He’s just a total fuckstick, regardless of whether you want a conservative in that position or not.
This is the part I struggle with. You necks want a conservative? OK. How bout choosing one who’s not a total fuckstick? Cause y’all playin with a full house of fucksticks at the moment.
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Yeah, if they want their positions to be taken seriously, show us candidates who can be taken seriously, not cowardly brownshirt wannabes.
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Their “positions” are the last thing they care about. It’s about maintaining power. They have zero interest in being seen as reasonable.
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Yeah, and they obviously prefer total fucksticks above all else, cause total fucksticks annoy reasonable people, you know, the “elite.”
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Brexit Update: A British tourist visits a brothel in Nevada.
Craig, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Nevada enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, “No!” and walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Craig.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!”, smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she’s sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Craig and says that she’s the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Pounds?”
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