Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread

Rat-fuckers gonna rat-fuck.

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It’s always worse than we imagine, so I have tried to imagine the worst. Why was Trump handing on to highly sensitive national secrets? Including waving his tiny mushroom dick at multiple official efforts to retrieve the documents?

He needed it as a bargaining chip so that, if/when he has to flee the country to avoid jail, he has something to bargain with for someone to take him in.

Reportedly, Trump has been given a copy of the all-important affidavit that supported the warrant request, so that he is fully informed as to what will be released if he allows it to be.

He won’t. He’s shameless, so he’ll take the PR hit all day long to keep this sealed. He knows it will come out eventually, but kicking the can down the road is his #1 move.

The judge has set a deadline of tomorrow for Team Trump to respond.

The Cincinnati FBI attacker is in a stand-off with police somewhere in Ohio. He’s white, so I’m sure he’ll be taken for burgers in peacefully.

Lots of finding out today:

From what I understand the FBI attacker was armed with a nail gun, so I would expect that the feds could apprehend him without too much fanfare.

I’ve never stormed a federal facility, but if I did, I would more than likely opt for something more robust than a nail gun.

I heard he also had an AR-15, but nothing has been confirmed as far as I know. The police did confirm that they had exchanged gunfire during the standoff.

He doesn’t seem like the planning / thinking things through type.

Let’s ban nails

It would be nail guns, not nails. Of course he didn’t kill a single person with said nail gun. Crawl back under your rock.

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U FOO!

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Hard to argue that. :joy:

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Washington Post reporting that what the FBI was seeking was documentation related to nuclear weapons. They didn’t say if that is what was found…but you know it is.

Reckon what he’d need that for?

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TRE45ONS

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Insurance. If he has to run, he can be sure of finding a destination.

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MSM click bait media gonna ruin this yet again. Fucking maddening

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Wow. I’ve seen this Star Trek so many times and just noticed the woman at the end of the scene has Vulcan ears. Am I seeing things?

Apparently he had the nail gun because he thought it would break the bulletproof glass so he could then use his AR-15. He found out that not everything he read on the internet is true.

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Shame.

Meanwhile, Trump confirms the FBI found documents related to nuclear secrets at Mar-a-Lago.