Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread

Betcha Mitch McConnell wishes Merrick Garland was on the Supreme Court right now.

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Actually I think he’s pretty pleased still with that outcome, and is probably rooting him on now.

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Garland being at the DOJ, instead of being on the court to quash the overturning of Roe, means that McConnell’s hopes of taking back the Senate have been buried in an avalanche of pussy hats.

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Scott Perry’s cell phone has got nothing to do with Trump stealing classified documents. This is Jan 6 stuff by the DOJ.

When they make the movie of this, now will be the moment for the finding out montage. (Even Rocky had a montage).

Proof that they found something.

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Chef kiss

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He’s having a week.

So much good stuff in here.

Sports Almanac...did you get it?

An obscure Back to the Future Part 2 callback to alternative timeline Biff having a sports almanac in his safe - that version of Biff having being modeled on Trump.

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I can’t handle any more good news. We need a COVID - Monkeypox hybrid outbreak or something.

To the shock of nobody, Trump pleaded the 5th in his deposition with the NYAG today. In a statement, he used the FBI ā€œraidā€ at Mar-a-Lago, in part, as justification.

I can’t read about anyone pleading the fifth without that Chappelle Show skit invading my brain

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I keep waiting for Trump to declare ā€œthat piss was digitalā€

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ā€œThe FBI planted evidenceā€ seems to be the talking point de jour, which means the FBI definitely found what they were looking for (and maybe more).

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Republicans say they want a big ol’ investigation of the FBI (irony alert); I say, good idea! Let’s find out the evidence presented to the judge, the decision making process, and the items collected. I’m going to bet it doesn’t make Trump look better in the least.

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Exactly. If it was actually a trumped up (pun intended) warrant, he could release it and we could all see how bullshit it was.

Also what ā€œevidenceā€ was "planted’? Presumably it would be listed in the receipt Trump received cataloguing everything that was seized when the warrant was executed that he also won’t release.

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He’s going to release it, right after his tax returns. Trust him.

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Right after he announces his healthcare plan. All of which has to wait until they wrap up infrastructure week.

I’m pretty sure his health plan priority is behind the Miss America pageant and Shark Week.

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