General TV Thread

Oh man, next someone is going to tell me that they made up the ending to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Yes, and some women have aftermarket breasts

You know, that’s one thing that never bothered me. A girl would say about another: “you know those are fake, right?” Yeah…so what’s yer point?

Can I still touch them?

Some jobs are better than others.

Assistant Crack Whore vs Crack Whore Trainee?

Artistic symmetrical tasteful boob job better than lopsided googly eyes asymmetrical boob job.

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but googly eyes are always funny.

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I can attest to the (rapid) decline in Merlot after Giamatti’s misunderstood rant about Merlot. In the book, it wasn’t about the alleged lack of quality, it was that he and his wife ex-wife enjoyed drinking Merlot together.

In the wine industry it’s known as the Sideways Effect. To this day, some twenty plus years later, those sales still haven’t recovered.

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Better prices for me.

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I love good Merlot.

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Severance continues to be creepy as fuck before it smacks you upside the head.

They even came up with a workplace review process that’s worse than the canned online bullshit everyone uses these days.

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Last night I watched a true crime show called The Kings of Tupelo: A Southern Crime Saga (Netflix), all about Elvis impersonators, selling of body parts, attempted murder, attempted assasinations…it was pretty good, kind of funny. It’s a short 3 episode series, and I stayed up too late last night watching it all, it was really odd and interesting.

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Sounds interesting. Will check it out.

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How come none of you assholes told me to watch The Diplomat?

“It takes as long as it takes!!!” had me in stitches…

We didn’t? Well, that was a mistake. Great show.

How come you didn’t listen?