General Movie Thread

Beer & Queso
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Yikes.

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Don’t you dare.

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I have questions.

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I never saw it but I assume it ended at the Resurrection?

If so, there’s a lot of Gospel left to cover.

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I think it ended with the empty tomb.

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Doesn’t that make this next one a prequel? Star Wars sort of screwed up my perception of movie timelines.

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Thought these were pretty good.

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Some more I have seen:

Deucefixtion
The Roman Empire Strikes Back
Double Crossed

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Another Fantasy Movie Sequel

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It really highlights Hollywood’s overreliance on old IP. Nobody has any new ideas.

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No, this can go from Resurrection to the Ascension

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In this one, Gibson—err, I mean Jesus, gets his revenge on the Joos.

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There’s shitloads of new ideas. More than ever, I would imagine, statistically. It’s a problem of optimization. The studios have figured out how not to fail. It means an inferior product for everyone (and much more than that, when I am feeling especially gloomy) but there you go.

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Many of the all-time great films would never be made today. It’s easier, and safer, to simply recycle an old one.

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Mel needs to go live in a cave with nothing but the Book of Revelations, and make a movie from that

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That is what seems to be the case

Matt Damon interview, that breaks down why

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At the risk of being called a pedant, there is no “s” in Book of Revelation.

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At least you didn’t call me a Baptist.