Baseball Miscellany

Cry me a fucking river.

He is such a petulant blameshifting dumbass.

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If the Astros made a run at him in free agency over the winter, would you like that or not want them to?

What is this “Create-A-Park” dipshittery?

They won’t. Nothing to like or not like.

I would be terribly disappointed. He’s going to want so much money that his contract will cripple any non-NY, non-LA team that signs him.

And he’s a fucking whiner.

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I think it’s a reference to being able to design your own stadiums in games like OOTP or MLB The Show. Weak sauce.

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Jesus, that’s harsh!

That’s some high quality hate.

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Low quality hate

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Actually a pretty advanced vocabulary for a Mets fan.

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Probably turned to drugs to dull the pain of having a whore mother.

You hate to see it.

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Tragic

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I was chatting with a friend today who lives up in the Georgetown area, and he said that ex-SD reliever Heath Bell is building a house next door to him. Among other things, this house apparently has its own private “lazy river” meandering through the back lot. I thought that was too amusing not to pass along.

Although, being an engineer, it immediately got me wondering about the pumps and filtration required for such a system, not to mention the electricity. And, of course, the water bill. How much water do you lose to evaporation? Do you shut it off at night? It doesn’t seem like the sort of system that you just start up on a whim, but if you let it sit, will you wind up with algae and scum? So many questions.

If you can have a lazy river built on your back lot I don’t think you bother asking these questions.

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If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.

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