Baseball Miscellany

Astros = Call Waiting on a dial up.

Musk actually contributes something to society.

Does he, though?

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He is the most fantastic salesman of the digital age.

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No hitter by Baltimoreā€™s John Means.

Only baserunner reached via strikeout/WP in the 3rd.

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Tony ā€œThe Game Has Passed Me Byā€ LaRussa continues to shit the bed for the White Soxā€¦

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Couldnā€™t happen to a nice guy.

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Maybe Dusty isnā€™t the worst case scenarioā€¦

ā€œIā€™m paying attention during the game,ā€ La Russa said Wednesday. ā€œSo, when itā€™s over, if somebody thinks I made a mistake, it wasnā€™t because I was distracted and falling asleep or anything.ā€

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Can you imagine how excited the White Sox fans were when they heard they were in the running for AJ Hinch. And then to find out they got The Tank Commander instead? Thatā€™s a 100-loss season of disappointment stuffed into a few days there.

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This is a singularly spectacular excuse for the Tanked Commander

Tell me you were distracted/falling asleep without TELLING ME you were distracted/falling asleep.

My ā€œIā€™m not sleepingā€ sleep mask is generating a lot of questions already answered by my sleep mask.

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How can they do that? The optics are just horrible. He has absolutely no Beltran-esque value to that team?

Are you suggesting Pujols is an expert sign stealer?

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Ten years was four years too long.

Pretty simple.

After the last game everyone went inside the clubhouse, showered, did their postgame press stuff and went home.

Meanwhile the clubhouse crew went Pujols locker, cleared it out and took down his nameplate, left, and turned out the lights.

By the time Albert made it in everyone was gone, he couldnā€™t find his locker, and he just wandered away.

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Bad dreams, baseball style:

Thatā€™s worse than forgetting how many outs there are.