The only “power ranking” I’m concerned about is making sure the Saucer has enough to pump out the lucky suds in late October.
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Fuck the Yankees and Bud Selig.
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Power Wankings
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Can’t put it any better than that.
The Yankees can jerk off to the power rankings, and tell themselves they’re the “real” champions all day long. Of course, that would make them the Dodgers, but either way, they can choke on a giant fucking “H”.
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Perfection.
Now we’re talking, don’t forget Salazar.
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I had a boss once who said about staff venting about stuff: “Venting is alot like masturbation. It feels good but it doesn’t accomplish anything.”
Kind of like power rankings in April.
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This was the problem with your post. They don’t need no stinkin’ reasons!
Joe Schultz once said, “bunting is like masturbation…once you learn how, you never forget.”
I think Hunter Pence said “hitting is like masturbating - I keep flailing away with no idea what I’m doing but it seems to work”
I might be wrong.
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Also, here’s another worthless Power Rankings that will make you feel better:
What did he mean?
It was his colorful way of saying that venting/complaining didn’t do a whole good.
It could be argued that masturbation has many, many benefits. People are saying…
Both venting and masturbating have definite psychological benefits.
Yeah…still don’t get it.
You guys are overthinking this…both the reference and masturbation.
I’ve it’s good for the prostate