Baseball Miscellany

Also releases endorphins and relieves stress…so when you tell somebody to go fuck themselves you’re just letting them know you care about their well-being

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“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.”

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This looks like a great deal for the Pirates

Good for everyone involved.

Want to grow the game?

Make it feasible for small markets to retain talent.

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The Pittsburgh team is playing good baseball.

The Cubs placed Cody Bellinger on the paternity list today. This makes him the fifth member of the 2022 Dodgers to go on paternity this week (Mookie Betts, Max Muncy, Evan Phillips, Brusdar Graterol).

Apropos of nothing, the 2022 all-star break was juuust over nine months ago.

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Steve Garvey must have been a busy man.

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And we thought the Pirates were the “We Are Family” team

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You’re GOOD at math.

Robbie Ray out for the season with flexor tendon surgery. Now we’ll get a look at the Mariners’ pitching depth.

Forever linked to a great moment in Astros history.

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Drew Maggi made his major league debut for the Pirates at age 33. The Pirates drafted him in 2010.

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Meanwhile the first place Pirates are stomping the Dodgers. They might be legit this year. I bet they are zooming up the power rankings.

ETA: The Pirates won. They’re 17-8

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I think he was injured on the second pitch to Yordan. His psyche was anyway.

I don’t know who this woman is, but this is pretty funny. Roy Kent would have replied “well is she?”

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Dropping the c-word on an MLB VP’s wife is certainly a choice.

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Full, NFL style, revenue sharing?

Believe she was a Yankees beat reporter. The substance of her reporting, at least what I read, could be best compared to cotton candy.

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Cotton candy in more than the slightest amount makes me want to vomit, so that seems right for the Yankees beat.

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