Astros @ Royals 09/15/2023

All we need is 4 runs. I say 4 because I don’t want to see the Royals walkoff with the lead batter in the bottom of the 9th or extra innings.

The fuck it is. There was still a shot to tie it up, at least.

These guys may make the postseason, and I’ll be behind them all the way if they do, but right now it doesn’t seem like they have a very long life expectancy.

Dear world:

Gronk is a fucking terrible spokesman.

Abreu!!

I’ll be absolutely shocked if they do. They can’t seem to sustain any kind of offense at all. And whenever the offense shows up, it’s followed by a week long drought.

It all depends on which team gets there. The guys who crushed the Rangers would be fun to see again.

Bloop and another blast, and we’re right back in this one

Holy fuck, ump.

I’m frustrated but I’m always behind them.

Acting like that team is who the Astros are is the height of sunshine pumping.

HPU has blown all three pitches to Brantley.

This team pales in comparison to recent Astros teams.

But that’s not their competition.

If they somehow make the postseason, they goddamn deserve to be there.

If they don’t, they earned that too.

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Brantley down on strikes.

Well, sort of

Chas…quickly down 0-2…1-2…fouls a pitch at his back foot…caught looking

Up to Yainer to keep the game alive

Down to Diaz…

Zone got wider I see

Diaz…3-1…takes a ball a foot off the plate for strike two…

Whiff. And that’s the ballgame.

Astros stomp their dicks. Again.