Astros @ Arizona, 162

Sorry, did not know it was you, Senator …

One of my neighbors has named their wifi network “FBI Mobile Van”.

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Actually, it’s the “AT&T” van you see parked down the street at midnight that should concern you

Sparks cracks me up.

Wonder what the Rangers announcers are saying?

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What are they gonna do? Brag about their World Series titles?

Hmm… the Tucker hit still shows as a triple in the box score (I checked two different sources).

I loved when he was on air in ‘21 after Astros beat the OG Cheaters, the chisux, and told a loud mouth chisux fan to suck it.
That was outstanding.

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Dunno, but arlington tears taste delicious.

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It was in the (tarot) cards.

Whooooooo Astros!!!

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Also described as a triple in the game stories.
Sucks if he got robbed…

Astros get the winner of MIN/TOR.

Rangers get Rays.

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“Hey look, the Cowboys are playing.”

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Hopefully they’ll lose, too,

It’s been changed like 7 times. Could still change again.

“This is our year!”

Yes, the Texans were at home. It was the best home game in at least three years.

No, I didn’t take the La-Z-Boy.

I did have a breakfast cigar for luck and a victory cigar in the parking l

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Nope. Sorry. I am happy, though.

Going from a division title and a bye to having to take 2 of 3 in Tampa in order to get to face the Orioles is a remarkable change of events.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer group.

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And fuck Scott Servais.

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