“Winners Win Titles” says Astros twitter
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Holy fucking horse-tooties, the game of baseball is a mindfuck and rollercoaster.
Suck it, arlington.
Houston Astros 2023 AL West Champions has a nice ring to it.
Luv ya Orange.
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Rangers and Mariners learn the lesson:
You come at the king, you best not miss.
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Champs, not chumps!
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Fuck the Rangers, fuck Servais for trying to lose at the end. Fuck the Mariners.
Now… on to bigger and better things.
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Houston’s annual October tradition.
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What a finish to the season. This has to have been one of the most frustrating seasons that resulted in a division title in memory. Let’s hope they have another magical postseason run left in the tank.
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A tradition unlike no other…
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I’ll admit it, I didn’t even think they’d make the postseason after the OAK/KC debacles. I’m very happy I was wrong.
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I was sure we lost the division going 2-7 v the As and the Royals at the end.
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Now wait for the Rangers to unveil a Co-Champions banner next season.
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A little over a week ago I was at peace “knowing” that the division was lost and the Astros would miss the postseason.
“You don’t know squat.”
-BBGs
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Me, too.
I guess sacrificing a live animal did in fact pay off in the end.
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Bregman: “a lot of people wondered what it would look like if we didn’t win the division, well I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW!”
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OK, but next time kill your own damn pet.
I never said it was a pet…
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(turns to colleagues in the van)
You get that, guys?
Crazy that this game was over after the second pitch.
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It’s ok, the FBI already has a background check on me for work, so they know a lot of my shadiness.
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