Oh, man, I have some buddies who are stRangers fans and might need thisā¦
No champagne for Montero.
Not for anybody. Gameās not over.
Why would they make a graphic describing their butt cheeks?
Get this final out and we will allow a Budweiser IF we actually hang on to win.
Stop it.
Brown up in the pen. I like him there in the postseason.
3 outs to go
Bot 9th: Toronto showing some fight, down 8-12 to TB.
Is HH in his recliner or were the Texans at home?
The Texans were at home but it wouldnāt surprise me if he took the recliner to his tailgate.
There it is, Houston Astros are the Al West Division Champs!
Oh you know heās been watching from the parking lot
We won!
He was told to stay in that recliner with his Third Man and cigar so as to keep the mojo righteous, so if he didnāt, weāll have to have a chat with him.
Winner.
Rangers threw a balls-out party last night and lost to the Marinersā bench. Astros had a small champagne toast and got to work taking the division.
Amazing!
After all that, they still won the fucking division