Astros @ Arizona, 162

Get nine more outs, hang another banner.

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I agree with the first, but I hate the porn stache. yells at clouds

Fuck Semien and all the Rangers!!! Now, close the Astros!!!

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Anyone willing/crazy/weird enough to walk around in public with that on their face gets some respect from me.

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Come on, boys.
Let’s get that fucking AL West title…

Oh, yeah, fuck the arlington mouth-breathers.

Who the hell is Sousa? Is he conducting a band?

He’s El Capitan?

Really shines in spring training. A real March specialist.

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Argh.

Well done.

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Hopefully Sousa pitching and securing a win would be music to our ears…

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Stars on Caps Forever as Sousa gets a scoreless seventh.

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I don’t know where the hell this guy Sousa came from but he’s been amazing.

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Well, you see, Chuck, Sousa’s parents got amorous one time…

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He marched right in.

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Ok, that’s enough.

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Thanks for saying that!

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Waiver claim from Detroit. Got claimed on September 3, so not eligible for postseason play.

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Oh, for fuck’s sake. They reversed the Tucker HR call again. Triple + FC. 29/30 unless he can add another.

That’s a steaming pile of fly-ridden horseshit.