So help me Christ, Montero…
I will buy a plane ticket to Minnesota and come kick you in the dick if you don’t start throwing strikes.
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I can get you a discounted airfare on SWA…
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And Montero starts by fucking around.
Fuck you, Montero!
Maldy should walk out there and just slap the fuck out of him, then walk back to the plate.
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Throw Fucking Strikes
I will run for office with the Throw Fucking Strikes party
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WHO GIVES A FUCK IF ROCCO IS A LIVERPOOL FAN
Oh, wow, you’re screwed if the ump is going to call that for Montero.
WInner
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Winner!
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Let’s finish this shit tomorrow.
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WOOO!
Montero recovered nicely from the terrible first batter.
Filthy.
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Gotta win tomorrow. Don’t want this going back to Houston.
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Nice recovery, Montero.
Let’s finish this fucking series mañana.
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Nah, that’s the son of a millennial, along with his younger brother, Jaxon.
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Don’t fuck around tomorrow, just get it done
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That was an agreeable ending to a game that was about as close to a must win as a non must win game can be. They really need to close this out tomorrow or else they come back home and all bets are off.
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My boy works for American. We’ve got options!
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