Cuban Missile Crisis
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WELP
Diaz. Woof
Montero warming up now
Ober looks soul crushed.
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Duuuuuubie! - In my best Blummer impression.
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The Golden Sombero.
The balls being crushed in the silence of the twinkies’ ballpark sound magnificent.
Man, these guys do not give a single solitary fuck about the Astros.
It’s 9-1 and they’re STILL talking about Lopez last night.
Ober’s out there saying “fuuuuuuck”.
Every Astros has a hit except Diaz.
What do you expect?
Abreu has nearly three football fields worth of homer tonight.
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Griffin Jax in to pitch. I know nothing about him except that he has a cool name.
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Absolute porn star sounding name.
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I would expect anyone named Griffin Jax to be 7 years old and wearing wheelies.
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I can’t get too tweaked about the FS1 C-team showing their asses to the simply massive Twin Cities viewing audience.
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It’s “Griffin”, not “Gryfin”.
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Ok, let’s not fuck around here. Just get some outs.
His finishing move in mortal kombat is nasty.