Tucker isn’t a fuckwad.
Abreu hacks out. Ugly.
Pressing. Hard.
Did I ever tell you, Daniel is always extremely interested in the color or urinal cakes in any public bathroom. He’ll rush in, peer at the first stall and loudly announce the color, usually in Spanish. Many times I’ve seen him motor in and stick his head into the space of some poor bastard who’s just trying to take a piss in peace and shout AZUL!
It tends to disconcert the average fellow.
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Tucker still fucked up.
Peña will hit a home run before Tucker does.
Astros go pathetically quietly in the sixth
2-0
They did not get off their dicks.
Look like this game was over at 1-0 in the second. That’s just sad.
I guess he really is the reincarnation of Christy Fucking Mathewson.
Why do they play so shitty at home? It’s time to change that fucking narative.
It’s the wind.
Well, the good news is they have plenty of offensive firepower on the bench. The bad news is it’s on the bench.
The worst part of this game is that we may never see the fucking bullpen of TX. If we can keep it to 2-0 and get at least one inning against somebody other than this starting pitcher, we still got a shot. Their bullpen is shit.
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Offensive performance smells like breaking wind.
Bot 6th: Abreu k’s w/ 5 pitches, Tuck & McCormick are 1st pitch outs - only 7 pitches for 3 outs!
We can dream.
Wow, talk about brain death. The Giants have the ball first and goal at the one with 9 seconds left and no timeouts, so they run a dive up the middle. You can guess what happened.
Leadoff walk. Awesome.
Could you do the entire fucking world a favor and fuck the fuck off?
Nobody gives shit one about your fucking shitass posts.