ALCS Game 1, Rangers at Astros

Yordan hacking again…strikes out again on a pitch in the dirt

Shit!

Woof

This game tastes like Campari.

Yordan has made Maldonado look like Ted Williams tonight. Just brutal.

Was it blue?

I think it was red.

Yeah…for some reason he decided to go auto-take on a 2-0 middle-middle fastball. Only good pitch in the damn AB.

Cause if it was blue, it probably was Windex.

I don’t drink it straight.

Hopefully that’s Montgomery out of the game but I seriously doubt Bochy would be that stupid

This team can’t survive Yordan’s being terrible, obviously.

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No way he pulls Montgomery now. He’s not Dave Roberts.

Big ol’ glass of it, with some ice. Not nearly enough ice.

Didn’t take long

Windex and Midori is surprisingly refreshing. If you add a dash of Pine-o-Pine that really perks things up.

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Yum. Maybe a couple of urinal cakes to snack on.

Middle of six…2-0 Rangers

Come on, guys, get off your dicks.

He may be their version of Tucker…

They need to quit fucking around.