ALCS Game 1, Rangers at Astros

Dubon with the leather!

I don’t really care about that solo home run to their worst batter as long as they don’t get any more. I do care that the Astros bats are comatose with risp.

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Halfway…2-0 Rangers.

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Top of the order, let’s get some runs…

Astros simply must learn to score runs in this ballpark.

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Score. Some. Fucking. Runs.

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Ok, gotta reach down and find a pair.

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And I’m out of Campari.

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I already hate this Carter guy.

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Surely you have a couple of bottles of Aperol handy, that’ll do in a pinch.

Their left fielder is all over the place.

I do have Aperol.

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I knew it.

Fucking hell, Bregman what are you waiting on?

Oh, that.

Bregman absolutely refuses to swing at 2-0 cookies.

Come on, Yordan…wait for a pitch you can reach.

A roll over bullshit grounder. Duh.

I’d never had Campari before, tried some in Budapest. Tasted like Windex.

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It’s infuriating