Neris warming…
Taveras with a 2-out single…two on for Semien
Leody with three hits. That’s all for JV.
That’s all for JV, Neris in.
Fucking jam shot forces JV out.
Not the place for it, I know, but did anyone see that article on Fangraphs with Phil Maton talking about pitching, and specifically control and some of his struggles and approach? Verlander constantly missing outside reminds me of FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT TAVERAS CAN’T WE GET THIS FUCKER OUT?
This game is going exactly how I expected so far.
The Astros are fucking pathetic, and the odds that they’re even split at 1-1 when they’re heading back at the trashcan shaped grill the Rangers play in is about 150/1.
This team’s dick-suckery at home all year has been the saddest shit sandwich they’ve delivered so far.
Okay, let’s get some runs now.
Attaboy, Hector
At the Stretch…2-0 Rangers
Good Hector!
Their mediocrity at home is confounding.
Great shape in terms of pitching if they for some reason feel like scoring some runs.
Runs would be nice, just getting the starter out at least would be fine too
Bottom of the order gotta make it happen again
Ideally, Maldonado is not batting this inning.
Silly boy.
Dubon hits one 900-ft foul…lines out
At first I thought it would drop;
Finally, Montgomery out
104.6 mph!
Knocked out Montgomery.