I like how you get the ass ends of a couple of hunks of zucchini and yellow squash and two kinds of mashed potatoes, or something, along with two kinds of gravy, or something.
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Iām pretty sure thatās some sort of weirdass chicken on the right. Not sure Iāve seen beef and chicken on the same plate outside of a bbq joint or buffet.
I do love that they plated the cooked lemon along with the veggies.
I assumed the white lump on the right was a criminally unseasoned hunk of cauliflower.
Fish?
I thought scallop
I wondered about that, too, but if thatās a scallop, that piece of beef must be the size of a quarter.
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Maybe weāre missing the ābigā picture. What if those are baby carrotsā¦
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Aināt never seen no trapezoidal scallop
Looks to be a piece of cod next to a āfilletāā¦ one has hormel packet gravy and the other just finished a porn shoot.
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Thatād be one fucked up scallop
It looks like a plug of cabbage.
I got invited to a banquet at MMP back when, I donāt remember how or why, but it was just prior to the start of a season during the tenure of Miguel Tejada and Carlos Lee and I remember that because I spent most of my time hanging out with them, but the point is the food looked exactly like that. I didnāt fucking touch it, but I looked over at Berkmanās table and he was cleaning his plate.
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Iām also laughing now because I remember that around that same time Drayton was declaring it a ātraditionā that fans couldnāt bring food into the park. What a stupid fucking turd that guy was, just an over inflated carnival barker. And what a favor he did all of us by selling the team. Maybe one day his idiot son can buy the Mets.
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Aramark catered banquet.
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A mere 5 months in and weāre at the ass-butter stage.
Weāre one fuck up away from having our beans above our frank.
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We may have located the source of the contamination:
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He certainly has his finger on the pulse of what Memorial Day means.
Very stable genius.
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I first came across The List back in 2020 during Covid. Iāve made it a point to reread it every Memorial Day since then. Reckon itās the least I can do.
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