That’s the first thing I thought of, probably not playing well with the mega church crowd. Unless it’s what they want, so he could DOGE the church.
Are there still brown and black people and gays in the world? If so, then they don’t care.
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The mega church crowd would be jizzing their pants if Trump became Pope.
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The only thing that offends most Christians these days is being asked to love thy neighbor.
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Stephen Miller - who got into politics because his hands are too small to strangle prostitutes - is expected to be Trump’s next National Security Adviser.
Trump’s ability to reach deeper into the chess pool to find a turd worse than the last remains undefeated.
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“Are there any golf courses near The Vatican?”
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The Catholic Church owns a lot of real estate…
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Trump is so unpopular that people vote against him on other continents in other hemispheres.
They know empty shelves and rampant inflation is coming. They’re blaming greedy kids for not just sucking it up.
“Sure you’ll have less of it, but on the plus side it’ll cost more”
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That’s insensitive. This is pure dumb.
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It’s simple for a simpleton
I lose hundreds of dollars per week to H‑E‑B. I’m gonna stop buying food, and just think of all the money I’ll be saving. That’s the kind of out of the box thinking we need in this country.
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Don’t you understand that you have a trade deficit with HEB?
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I’m gonna institute a 1,000% tariff on everything I buy from HEB. That’ll learn em.
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Did he sleepwalk through his inauguration? He’s done it twice…
Even Palpatine thinks this guy is unhinged.
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“The Emperor has dissolved the Senate. The last remnants of the Republic have been swept away.”
MAGA is so delusional that they have no realization that they are the bad guys in every book and movie.
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And according to the replies a red light saber, that trump is holding, is the sign of a bad guy.
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