A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Plus, he’s holding a red light saber.

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Is that the Rise of Skywalker?

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100% tariff on foreign films. This is some serious Kim Jong Un shit.

Oh, and he wants to re-open Alcatraz. This guy’s brain seized in the 1970s.

Are music, TV shows and literature next? How would those tariffs work anyhow? On the end user, or the distributors?

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Oh shit. Most Hallmark movies are filmed in Canada. Mrs Hawk is gonna lose her shit if this cuts into her Christmas in July marathon.

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So how is Hollywood going to do when their movies are hit with tariffs and other shit by all these countries? Fucking moron.

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Alcatraz was closed because it’s ridiculously expensive to operate on an island with no source of water or power. I suppose all those movie tariffs will pay for it.

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From now on, there will be a tariff on any music not made in Detroit or Memphis. Make Stax Records great again!

So did I read that correctly? He’s threatening judges with imprisonment in Alcatraz?

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See Bay, Guantanamo.

Sending people to Cuba or El Salvador is problematic and insanely expensive. But Trump loves a show, and that’s what he’d get with Alcatraz.

I mean, this isn’t far off where we are, except for the running bit.

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We could only dream of having a president with such agility.

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He did another impromptu press availability on AF1 coming back from a long weekend at Mar-a-Lago. I could spam this thread with dozens of clips but, suffice to say, the President’s brain is complete blancmange.

BUt BidEN HaD deMENtIa.

We’re so fucked.

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This happened last night at the ironically-named Rep Mike Lawler’s town hall in NY.

Emily Feiner was forcibly removed by two private security contractors.

Here’s video. When I said “two private security contractors”, I was wildly underestimating the number of dumbass stormtroopers involved.

“The congressman is giving you his time.” Wow.

The media is finally willing to discuss what has been obvious for a decade now.

His rambling. His ever-shrinking vocabulary. His falling asleep at his trial. His falling asleep at the Pope’s funeral. His inability to navigate a slight incline (and lately he enters AF1 through the crew door because it’s a shorter set of steps). His inability to drink water.

You can have three cars and one stuffed lion.

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