A Republic, If You Can Keep It

What’s the “lithium boom” in NE Texas doing now?

Among the vast, vast breadth of things Trump doesn’t understand, oil and gas being a global market is one of them. I imagine rare earth minerals are the same.

The guy yelling “drill baby drill” to achieve “energy independence” while the country was(is?) a net exporter should have told you a thing or two.

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Nobody knows more about geology than Trump. Nobody.

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We were hoping you did

MIT follows Haaavaaad’s lead in telling Trump to go fuck himself.

A rebellion in Massachusetts against impositions by an overreaching government. Where have we seen that before…?

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Remember that thing where Trump would say Biden didn’t even know what was going on?

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All my fancy book and experimental learnin’, not to mention my 35 years of practical experience, are no match for Trump’s cocktail party knowledge. He’s a genius, I tells ya.

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I’m just glad he’s not interested in software. Yet.

He’s been working with software for decades.

I’m pretty sure he invented software.

The best software

Trump already backing down to Harvard; blames underlings.

I don’t understand why people never learn the lesson of pretty much everyone who has come and gone before them: ETTD.

Speaking of underlings and incoming buses, Trump is putting Couchfuck McGee in charge of a task force to combat tariff-related inflation.

The FDA this week moved to suspend food inspections. Also this week:

The Germans have a perfect word for him: backpfeifengesicht, a face in need of a fist.

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It’s a beautiful thing, this geology. The best geology. Nobody’s ever experienced this kind of geology before.

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More outbreaks of the Kennedy Flu, aka measles, this time in Louisiana, Missouri, and Virginia.

All geology is beautiful, but this unprecedented.

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This is not breaking news, but we have an absolute madman in the White House.