A Republic, If You Can Keep It

There’s no shame in using a bidet. Let the whole world see.

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Mr Lahey spouts shitisms for 8 minutes.

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I’m very pro bidet. I’m a bidet advocate. But, I’m not gonna say using a bidet precludes the need for a vaccination. However, I’m not a Mennonite.

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I read elsewhere that they have several other children, so why not sacrifice one to religion-borne stupidity. It is the 1840’s after all.

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Yes, they do. But only 1 died so it’s cool.

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I’m not a parent, but I never realized that parenting was like a level of Lemmings, where you win so long as you don’t lose too many along the way.

This is just fucking weird.

That’s a Mad-Libs headline

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He’s as whiny a bitch as you imagined.

That audio screams AI to me.

But if valid, “I’m the important one” is rich from a guy whose sole duties are to break ties in the Senate and confirm the President is alive each day.

So Trump has demanded that the State of Colorado take down his official portrait hanging in their capitol. He claims it was purposefully distorted in a way hereto unimaginable in an effort to make him look bad, blaming it on their no-good radical left governor. It was commissioned and paid for by the Colorado GOP, done by the same artist who did Obama’s, which Trump claims is distorted to make him look way too good. This is the portrait, next to Obama’s. It’s been there six years:

Very important matter. Much presidential. Not at all tiny dick.

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Trump has just announced that he is going to impose a 25% tariff on any country that buys oil and gas from Venezuela. Totally normal and rational and fiscally conservative.

Trump has appointed Alina Habba as the interim US Attorney for New Jersey, and made the current interim US Attorney to New Jersey the Ambassador to Namibia. With all due respect to Namibia, which I understand is a beautiful place, there’s no way that Trump doesn’t think of this as a punishment.

Everyone in TrumpWorld will eventually fall foul of this narcissist’s rage because the circle is forever shrinking. Everyone in TrumpWorld think’s that they will be the one to profit from it and they are all wrong.

Speaking of ambassadors, the new ambassador to Italy is Tillman Fertitta.

Maybe he can learn what food is supposed to taste like.

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I’ve never been there, but from all accounts I’ve heard Namibia is a spectacularly beautiful country.

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Jeffrey Goldberg has a stunning article in The Atlantic about how he was inadvertently included in a group chat on Signal in which Pete Hegseth disclosed the specific attack plans for bombing the Houthi rebels in Yemen. Other members of the group chat included JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, Stephen Miller, Michael Walz, Susie Wiles, and John Ratcliffe - i.e. all senior officials in the administration.

First, disclosing sensitive information like those attack plans on an unclassified platform like Signal is likely a violation of the Espionage Act.

Second, what level of incompetence allows a journalist to be inadvertently included in a chat like that? Btw, no one noticed Goldberg was in the chat.

ETA - David French, a former Army JAG officer, noted in today’s NYT that there isn’t an officer alive whose career would survive a security breach like this.

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Was VP also in the text chain?