As a bidet convert, thereās no going back. Iād wager large sums of money my butthole is cleaner than most on this forum.
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Not sure how you plan on making this comparison
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NTTAWWT
We all have shit weāre trying to figure out in life. In this case, literal shit.
Whatās the occasion?
This is bad stuff.
Homeland Security revokes temporary status for 532,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans
MIAMI (AP) ā The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it will revoke legal protections for hundreds of thousands of Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans, setting them up for potential deportation in about a month.
The order applies to about 532,000 people from the four countries who came to the United States since October 2022. They arrived with financial sponsors and were given two-year permits to live and work in the U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said they will lose their legal status on April 24, or 30 days after the publication of the notice in the Federal Register.
Just so weāre clear, these are people who came here legally and remain here legally but happen to be brown. So they are now at serious risk of deportation to a concentration camp in El Salvador or wherever the DHS decides to send them.
The message isnāt subtle: leave now of your own accord because you donāt ant to end up where weāll send you. Because weāll send you to places like this:
The men were pulled from the buses so fast the guards couldnāt keep pace. Chained at their ankles and wrists, they stumbled and fell, some guards falling to the ground with them. With each fall came a kick, a slap, a shove. The guards grabbed necks and pushed bodies into the sides of the buses as they forced the detainees forward. There was no blood, but the violence had rhythm, like a theater of fear.
Inside the intake room, a sea of trustees descended on the men with electric shavers, stripping heads of hair with haste. The guy who claimed to be a barber began to whimper, folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell. He was slapped. The man asked for his mother, then buried his face in his chained hands and cried as he was slapped again.
Apparently, just showing up. They are going to districts whose GOP Rep. is running scared and wonāt hold a town hall, and they are getting tens of thousands of attendees.
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If the needless death of your six year child isnāt enough to make you see reality, probably nothing is.
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Mennonites gonna Mennonite
Iāll never understand this. Seems criminal to me.
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Should be criminal.
The deceased girlās father insisted that measles helps build up a personās immune system. āAlso the measles are good for the body for the people,ā the father said, explaining āYou get an infection out.ā
Nothing screams āFREEDOMā quite like your kids dying from an easily preventable disease.
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Religious extremists are extremely fucking stupid.
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If my house burns down, the first thing Iām replacing in the new house is my Toto washlet.
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Iām looking forward to the rationalizations from all of the South Florida dumbfucks who voted for this cumstain.
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I would probably get some walls built up first but thatās just me.
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Their deportation crime was being here pursuant to a Biden program.
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āNot shit, energyā
and
"My brotherās gonna kill us! Heās gonna kill us! Heās gonna kill you and heās gonna kill me, heās gonna kill us!
Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
My brotherās gonna shit!
Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
First heās gonna shit, then heās gonna kill us!
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, heās got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
These were the first 2 cinematic shit-related quotes that popped into my brain
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