I’m contacting the Left Handed Society to have you removed posthaste.
I refused to play guitar right handed. Or golf.
Of course I can’t really do either well correct-handed.
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At least you’re not one of those psychopaths who bat right and throw left
I broke my left collarbone when I was five and from then on I became right armed/left handed. I eat and write with my left hand but do almost every thing else with my right.
For absolutely no reason whatsoever, I eat left-handed. This is more noticeable for an ex-Brit, because I hold both utensils all the time.
My daughter did that in softball.
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Jake Meyers is a psychopath?
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We’re all born right handed. Some of us get over it.
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Coed softball makes monsters…
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Typically, the standard for a pocket watch is the same as a wrist watch. You wear it on your non-dominant side.
Over which eye does one wear a monocle?
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So do I
Whichever one needs it, I suppose. But if they both do, your dominant eye. Which is not necessarily the same side as your dominant hand.
I used a monocle once. I was in Montana, driving home from work in the dark in a heavy goddamn snowstorm. I think it was the heaviest I saw in the 10 years I lived there.
I had to stop for gas, and while I was pumping, my old '90s big plastic-frame glasses got covered in snow. I got back in the car to wipe them off on my shirt, and the fuckers broke right in half. Like, straight down the nose.
So all I could think to do was hold the broken left side of the glasses, with one lens and one arm, in front of my left eye. I sort of hooked the arm over my ear and touched the broken nosepiece to my face. I closed my right eye, and drove with my right hand. In a goddamn eastern Montana blizzard.
So the answer to the above question is: A monocle should always be worn opposite your driving hand.
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And opposite the hand you hold your dick with (when peeing).
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I assume everyone holds their dick with their dominant hand. I don’t trust my left hand to maintain control.
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I use my non-dominant hand to make it feel like someone else is peeing.
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If you sit on it and make it fall asleep, then use it, that’s called, “The Subway Stranger.”
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No wonder folks were traumatized by public transit in the travel thread.
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