Ok when you cross yourself is it up down up down left right left right B A start?
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I believe I saw a graphic that Francis appointed 77% of them
Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet.
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As a lapse Roman Catholic, this new Pope pissing off magats has me perhaps wanting to attend mass again.
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If I’m the pope, I’m not sure I want to cross Vance. Remember what happened to the last pope?
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Going to be very awkward when he finds himself in the special circle of Hell reserved for the 2005 White Sox and their fans.
Even Christ is upset at this development.
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It’s been decades since someone recognized this reference. I thought I was the only one.
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TOO SOON.
For Catholics, technically, it’s wallet and watch - i.e. left to right, not like those uncircumcised heathen patriarchists in the Orthodox Church.
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As I said, Special Circle of Hell.
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I only know it from Nuns and the Run, which agrees with that order.
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Justice David Souter, 85.
I had forgotten that he had already retired. Thankfully, he had.
Apparently there is no truth to the rumor that they have not yet been able to determine the cause of death because his body won’t stop spinning.
Justice Souter was the last Republican nominated justice that worked to serve the law and the constitution rather than an evil cabal of super villains. His nomination was a miscalculation that Republican administrations would not repeat.
If the Supreme Court had been filled with nine David Souters these past twenty years the United States would be a vastly different and better country, more just, more secure, more prosperous.
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Johnny Rodriguez, 73.
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For most people, the watch would be on their left. Unless you’re one of those weirdos who throws with his left hand.
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I think the watch in this circumstance is a pocket watch.
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I am such a ball throwing weirdo.
But I wear my watch on the left hand anyway.