I did not have the on my bingo card.
Popovich’s coaching career. 18 straight playoff appearances? Truly remarkable.
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He’s not dead
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They’ve elected a new Pope.
No, really, white smoke went out a little bit ago.
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It’s been almost an hour since the white smoke.
The new pope has been issued an automatic ball for pace of pray.
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Let’s get this pope show on the road!
The new pope is American, Robert Provost.
Chicago finally beat the Cardinals.
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Trump wins again.
Initial reports are he’s in the mold of Francis.
Leo XIII was a strong advocate for workers and the poor so the name choice is a good sign.
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Didn’t Francis select most of the Cardinals, or at least the majority of the voting ones? No surprise the new pope is of a like mind.
Interestingly, the DJIA jumped 500 points upon seeing the white smoke.
Was it the smoke coming from the Vatican or the smoke coming from the Oval Office?
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The best thing about this guy is his voice, so here’s an instrumental:
Oh bobsaget it cuts off the title which is Black Smoke (No Pope).
Wait I thought he got rid of sensitive documents by flushing them down the toilet. Maybe you really do bring valuable experience to a second term.
I was thinking more of the fake trade deal he announced.
Yeah, I was looking around and seeing the disquiet in certain circles. If this guy really leans into annoying the magaverse I may have to make some subtle alterations to my views of the institution.
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